Infobox

Basic Info
Pronunciation	`'bɪrənz`
Mondegreen	`Ball Bearings`
Occupation	`PMM/GTM`
Current gig	`@SiemensHealth`
Alma Matres	`@BC`, `@UMich`
Places
Hometown	`Saint Paul, MN`
Residence	`San Francisco, CA`
Countries visited	`25 of 195`¹
States visited	`47 of 50`
Sport
Running (YTD)²	`373 km`
Cycling (YTD)²	`217 km`
Races	`12`
Skydives	`2`
Personal
Spouse	`1`
Children	`2`
Tíos³	`19`
MBTI®⁴	`INTP`
Style⁵
Date & times	`ISO 8601`
Book format	`physical`
Username	`@berensp`
Beer order	`amber lager`
Miscellany
Religion	`Catholicism`
Political Party	`Independent`
Languages	`en`, `es`, `ko`⁶
Go-to knot	`Two half-hitches`

195 countries = 193 UN member states (independent sovereign nations with international recognition) + two observer states (Vatican City and Palestine).↩
via Strava API.↩
Consanguíneos↩
To the extent humans can be put in a box.↩
Style as in "intentional constraints" as articulated by Steph Ango. More here.↩
Native, Conversant, Novice; respectively.↩