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Basic Info
Pronunciation 'bɪrənz
Mondegreen Ball Bearings
Occupation PMM/GTM
Current gig @SiemensHealth
Alma Matres @BC, @UMich
Places
Hometown Saint Paul, MN
Residence San Francisco, CA
Countries visited 25 of 1951
States visited 47 of 50
Sport
Running (YTD)2 135 km
Cycling (YTD)2 38 km
Centuries 7
Marathons3 1
Skydives 2
Personal
Spouse 1
Children 2
Tíos4 19
MBTI®5 INTP
Style6
Date & Times ISO 8601
Book format physical
Username @berensp
Beer order amber lager
Miscellany
Religion Catholicism
Political Party Independent
Languages en, es, ko7
Go-to knot Two half-hitches
  1. 195 countries = 193 UN member states (independent sovereign nations with international recognition) + two observer states (Vatican City and Palestine).↩
  2. via Strava API.↩
  3. How can you know if someone's run a marathon?...Don't worry; he'll tell you.↩
  4. Consanguíneos↩
  5. To the extent humans can be put in a box.↩
  6. Style as in "intentional constraints" as articulated by Steph Ango. More here.↩
  7. Native, Conversant, Novice; respectively.↩